Graduated from college at the age of 12 with a double masters in Molecular Biology, specializing in the effects of phakopsora pachyrhizi on asian soybeans in non-indigenous continental U.S. + Northern Renaissance Art History, but opted out of scientific endeavors or antiquarian commentary in order to open up a light bulb manufacturing company (mostly halogen) in India at 19. Though after wearing lehenga cholis grew tediously uninspiring, seeing as I’d given up touring (classical pianist child prodigy) years before, sought out a PhD in neoclassical composition (particularly the ever popular silent symphonies for dogs) as well as opened up a culinary school for wayward vegan orphans. Pretty effin' dull. Huh. Okay. More like seasoned Creative Director (integrated art + copy), Crossword Puzzle Constructor, Writer, Illustrator, Paper Engineer, Music Supervisor, Event Producer, former Pro Classical Ballet Dancer, detail-oriented, independently-motivated, friendly freelance hybrid. Especially keen on branding assignments, those involving science, music, social justice, the arts or meaningful non-profit, long-term gigs which will keep me busy for several months or more, wordsmithian ops plus collaborative efforts with fellow Renaissance types who've never squealed, "You must have too much time on your hands!" ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Would also happily consider full-time staff ops (for the first time in 8 years!) in beautiful, outdoorsy, temperate locales near rivers, lakes or ocean waves, e.g. Portland, Maine or Portland, Oregon...where a couple hundred thousand smackers will nab one a permanent h-o-u-s-e (versus a temporary closet), with room for a tire swing and a sea o' sunflowers. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ In short, open to challenges of all varieties. Please say hello! : )

Work Samples




Work History

  • Founding Factotum

    • CARE for Sandy
    • Nov 2012 - Present (2 years 3 months)

    “Brooklyn-based nonprofit ‘CARE for Sandy’ has emerged as one of the critical grassroots groups helping residents impacted by Hurricane Sandy save some of their most cherished memories.“ — PBS


    CARE stands for Cherished Albums Restoration Effort. Our mission is simple: to offer FREE digital restoration services for individuals and families whose photos have been damaged by October 2012's devastating hurricane. Visit to volunteer or connect Sandy victims you might know with Photoshop experts from around the globe.

    Hundreds from 36 countries & 43 states have volunteered since CARE's 11/10/12 inception. Thousands of photographs will be receiving CARE for Sandy's assistance. As of November 2014, more than —1,335 priceless images have been exquisitely restored.

    Press coverage includes:

    ***NEW*** NY1 "NYer of the Week" (TV segment + live interview w' "The Call" host John Schiumo 11/7/14 @9:30pm) ||| ***NEW*** Mylio (web) ||| Public Radio International "The World" (radio + web) ||| CNN (radio + web) ||| PBS "Need to Know" (exclusive webisode) ||| Al Jazeera (TV) ||| Univision (TV) ||| Fox News (TV) ||| ABC New York (TV) ||| NBC News 4 (TV + web) ||| CW/WPIX (TV) ||| News 12 Brooklyn (TV) ||| WFUV/NPR (radio + web) ||| The Toronto Star (print + web) ||| The Philadelphia Inquirer (print + web) ||| The Wall Street Journal (print + web) ||| The Daily News (print 3x + web) ||| Newsday (print + web) ||| Time Out New York ||| (print + web) ||| The Brooklyn Paper & Courier (print + web) ||| Advanced Photoshop Magazine (print) ||| CBC (web) ||| Upworthy (web) ||| (web) ||| DNA Info (web) ||| (web) ||| Brokelyn (web) ||| Graphic Artists Guild (web) ||| Corbis (web) ||| Adobe (web) ||| Resource Mag (web) ||| Hyperallergic (web) ||| Animal (web) ||| NYC Media (yellow cab monitors)

  • Partner

    • Sideshows LLC
    • 2009 - Present (6 years)

    Company/Festival Moniker conceived in tandem with the Big Apple Circus in Damrosch Park at Lincoln Center. Original intent? An 8-16 event music-meets-the-circus-under-the-big-top extravaganza. The recession thwarted our most ambitious efforts, however Time Magazine deemed our premiere evening (DeVotchka, Angus & Julia Stone + circus performers) "one of the best" of 2010. Talent coordination, sponsorship corralling, general production, design, writing, research, IA and guerilla marketing efforts. You name it. I tasked it. (Stay tuned for future SIDESHOWS events.)

  • Freelance Creative Consultant

    • ***
    • Aug 2006 - Present (8 years 6 months)

    Having freelanced by choice (not battle axe!) since 2006 has allowed me to fortify my resumé in soul-satisfying ways. Highlights include art direction for an HBO comic short, hardback crossword puzzle construction, a 68-frame website for Robert Redford, catalogue minting for the largest American/ European graffiti exhibition since 1970, commercial music supervision, 3D paper toy engineering for Sports Illustrated/NFL Sunday Ticket plus CD-level (AD/CW) hybrid responsibilities at design firms, interactive agencies and trad ad shops in addition to independently commissioned fare.

    Select Freelance Clients:

    BoomBoom //// Broadway Cares //// Council of Fashion Designers of America //// Condé Nast Publications Corporate Art //// Consulate //// Cooper Robertson & Partners //// Delphi /// Digitas //// DIRECTV //// Gourmet Magazine //// Helenbeck Gallery, Paris //// HBO //// ID Magazine //// Imagination /// International Center of Photography //// JellyNYC //// Millennium Communications //// NFL /// One Little Indian //// Other Music //// Paul Park Photography //// Putnam //// R/GA //// Sabre //// Samsung //// Towers Perrin //// Visual Arts Press

    My blackbook of developers, photographers, editors, directors, producers & talent bookers from which to pluck from for representative projects is also pleasantly robust.

  • N. American Publicist + General Ambassador

    • Hey Hey My My
    • 2007 - 2009 (2 years)

    HHMM is a French band which I 'discovered' (and spot co-managed) while living in Paris during the summer of 2007. Armed with a newly designed press kit + cover letters galore I was able to snare ttheir first prominent press from North American sources such as Time Out, Flavorpill and radio-tastemaker KEXP, in addition to arranging their first acclaimed mini tour on U.S. shores. Efforts also resulted in the booking of two national commercials. (Label: Sober & Gentle, France)

  • Crossword Puzzle Columnist

    • The L Magazine
    • Mar 2008 - Dec 2008 (9 months)

    Thwarting strangers & their chewed #2s as a regular “Cruciverbalist”? Indeed. Though similar in difficulty to Wed/Thur NYT fare, these formerly weekly puzzles are peppered with mucho pop culture, mp3 references and local NYC lore + general irreverence as befit the pub's hipster audience. (Distribution = 105,000; No special software used)


    *Note: Multiple national xword syndicates temporarily on hiatus due to time constraints. (Running a charity has become a secondary full-time job!)


  • ACD + Senior Art Director/Copywriter

    • Atmosphere BBDO
    • Aug 2005 - Aug 2006 (1 year)

    Managed several junior Cingular teams, led client presentations, orchestrated video & photo shoots, wrote, art directed & designed experiences of all traditional and viral interactive varieties. (Clients: AOL, Cingular, Citibank, FedEx, HBO, Snickers)

  • Senior Art Director/Copywriter

    • McCann Erickson
    • Jul 2003 - Jul 2005 (2 years)

    Joyce King Thomas’ "Priceless" driven roost included extensive photo & commercial shoot coverage + a 9-month period where I wrote, art directed & designed as an efficient hybrid without a partner. (Clients: MasterCard, Nikon Digital, Rock the Vote, Uniball, Viagra)

  • Art Director/Copywriter

    • Amster Yard
    • Sep 2000 - Jun 2003 (2 years 9 months)

    My stint at this now defunct international advertising/design boutique involved oodles of product & action photo shoots + a myriad of alternate packaging, outdoor and guerilla projects with an emphasis on comprehensive branding. [Clients: Bacardi (Dominican Republic/ Spain/ USA), Bacardi Limón (Denmark/ Netherlands/ Portugal/ Spain), Coca-Cola, Excite, Macy’s East, Martini (France/ Italy/ Spain), Outdoor Life Network (Global Extremes: Mt. Everest/ International Skiing Federation/ Louis Vuitton Cup/ Tour de France), Partnership for a Drug-Free America, PFLAG, Vespa USA]

  • Adjunct Prof

    • School of Visual Arts
    • Jan 2002 - May 2002 (4 months)

    Co-taught Senior BFA Advertising Portfolio Class with DDB's Jack Mariucci.

  • Children’s Art & Dance Whisssperer

    • City of Kirkland ||| Parks & Community Services
    • Jun 1994 - Aug 1996 (2 years 2 months)

    Solo wrangled up to 155 high-energy short people (ages 3-12) per week within a variety of filled-beyond-capacity classes. 2-year accumulative roster? More than 800 memorized faces, personalities & names.

  • Professional Classical Ballet Dancer

    • Pacific Northwest Ballet
    • 1990 - 1994 (4 years)

    2-inch long false eyelashes, industrial strength hairspray, knotty knuckles, tour buses plus exponential pounds of jewel encrusted tulle. (Including skirmishes to Hawaii, Canada, France & the Kennedy Center.)

  • Professional Classical Ballet Dancer

    • Royal Danish Ballet
    • 1993 - 1993

    The correlations between Japanese golf, Sleeping Beauty and imperial puff pastries are astounding.

  • Professional Classical Ballet Dancer

    • Pennsylvania Ballet
    • 1992 - 1993 (1 year)

    Catapulting down a 19th-Century raked stage towards an open orchestra pit mid-Balanchine leap. (Naturally.)


  • School of Visual Arts

    • BFA Graphic Design/Advertising
    • 1996 - 2000

    ~ SCHOLASTIC HONORS ~ SVA Rhodes Family Gold Medal Award for Outstanding Achievement as year’s top 1996-2000 BFA graduate (class of 550); Art Directors Club Merit Scholarship; Bea Feitler Merit Scholarship (SVA's most competitive design award); The One Club Merit Scholarship; Screen Printing Technical Foundation Merit Scholarship; SVA Departmental Honors Scholarship; SVA Silas H. Rhodes Merit Scholarship; SVA Visual Opinion Merit Scholarship; Who's Who Among College Students ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------



CARE for Sandy (Founder); SIDESHOWS LLC (Founding Partner)


Graphis (18 pieces), Global Effies (Gold), W3 Awards (Interactive Gold), How Magazine (Feature Profile), Promax Sports Media Marketing Awards, Control Magazine (Spain; Best OOH); Press includes NY1 "NYorker of the Week", PBS, CNN, BBC/PRI, FOX, ABC, NBC, Univision, CW, CBC, The Wall Street Journal, The Toronto Star, Time Out New...
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