Congratulations! You have won..... Two tickuts to Paradise NO! This ain't Bruce Springsteen! This is real. This is creation and design at the best it could be. I can sell ketchup covered ICE CREAM to a lady in a white dress. My design is the envy of my family. Family is Power.... Power is family... And now, Victory is spelled Powerchild!
-Heavy-Dudie-Judy Secret Furniture Design Ravin' Nobel Prize.
-Chuck Noris Shook my hand once (and almost ripped it off AHAHAHAHAAHA!)
-2nd Place pie eating contest in Tibet (had to give that one to myself)
-Current world record holder for LONGEST YAWN in a Toys R Us at the crack of dawn.
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