Gravity is altered
The lady is made of butter and she melts as you dance
guy grabs the girl's butt and she is very offended, goes off to get a drink, returns to throw it in his face, then leaves
Guy is gassy and can't stop farting. By the third fart the girl smells it, realizes it is her dance partner, and leaves.
Guy lifts girl several times during the dance. Indicated by * symbol, each time she gets closer and closer to the ceiling. The last * indicates final lift, at which time girl hits the ceiling and gets stuck inside the panels.
Over time the gentleman increases in size.
Guy is dancing with an inflatable doll that deflates by the end of the dance and falls to the floor.
The Two Left Feet Hustle. Man has two left feet. Or woman.
Girl keeps on stopping during the dance to take a selfie. By the third selfie the guy is annoyed and leaves her on the dance floor.
King Kong shows up to steal away the girl.
They dance all night. By dawn, as the light enters the window and falls across the man's shoulders, he starts to melt. He is a vampire.
Guy sees girl across the room. Girl is interested in dancing. They dance towards each other unknowingly a marching band is coming in their direction, intersects their meeting and they are forced to wait until the marching band passes.
Guy and Girl are dancing. Man on white horse gallops in, grabs the girl and rides off.
Guy is dancing with girl. She slows down to a stop. Guy goes to her back and winds her up. She is a wind up girl.
Dance outdoors. Full moon occurs halfway through the dance. Man slowly turns into warewolf, and chases girl off page.
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The Alternative Hustle
Kara Dunne
Printmaker/Video Artist Providence, RI