It all began with the creation of the universe, but for the sake of making a long story short we will skip ahead a little. On Friday, April 18, 1980, my parents had sexual intercourse and I was conceived. On Tuesday, January 20, 1981, 277 days later, I was born. That was the same day Ronald Reagan, a former actor turned politician, was inaugurated as the 40th president of the United States of America and the Iranians released their hostages. It was a great day in history. The decision to name me Uriah was made as a begrudging compromise. My grandmother had suggested it. Professionally, I am an excellent designer and art director. I have a diverse graphic sense, I have strong Illustrator and Photoshop skill sets and I like to monkey around with the ones and zeros of the internet.